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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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harrysgivinghead:

inhalinglarry:

so my mom borrowed my laptop

and when she gave it back, this was her search history

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is it bad im screaming or

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vxtalis:

New promo pic for Lana Del Rey’s “Ultraviolence” album leaked

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naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

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prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

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